shit my dad says

Sometimes my dad really cracks me up.  He can be so inappropriate, but it is downright hilarious listening to him when he gets going.  Not to mention that I absolutely love it when he gets into one of these moods. 

Today's topic:  his difficulty in finding normal Christmas lights and normal Christmas ornaments.  According to him, it seems that it's ridiculously hard to find white lights on a green string anymore and ornaments in traditional colors rather than pastel blue, pink, or purple.  He had to go to 5 or 6 different stores to get what he wanted.  "Why would you ever put a white string of lights on a green tree??  And I don't want blue, pink, and purple ornaments.  I want red, green, and gold!  You know, the Chinese don't know that Americans don't want all off this off-the-wall shit.  Because in China, they don't have Christmas.  They have like, the Year of the Dog or whatever..."

Shit my dad says.  My friend Megan and I had a good laugh over that one.  Apparently there's also a book with the same title.