Having lived with two boys now for two months, I can safely announce the following:
Boys are gross.
So, so... so gross.
Girls of the world, hear me now: if you can find a guy who is relatively clean, take him. Because he is a diamond in the rough and you don't have any hope for much better. Relative cleanliness is as good as it gets.
Every day I am faced with some new and ostentatious display of disgusto. Today it was finding Thing 1's bedsheets in the dryer and cleaning out the lint trap to find it filled with his dog's hair. Good thing my wet underwear was waiting to go in.
Disgusto.
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